So it's one of those days......

Let me tell ya about it, if you care to read it, I got up late this morning about 6:30, to a ringing cell phone with a half screaming husband on the other end, saying I've tried to call you about a hundred times, oh really is that why my phone said 2 missed calls??? hmmm. So after that i'm up, as much as I'd like to go back to bed, which is what I probably should have done! I got up got showered, dressed, got Abby up and ready and we were off. I got in my jeep and looked to notice I was sitting on E, as in EMPTY! Oh crap! What to do? Take the front road, that way, if I break down, maybe someone will take pity on me and be nice enough to get me some gas and not harass me! Since I'm already aggravated, I figured if they tried to mess with me I'd have to do some kung fu, I have seen the kung fu panda comercials and picked up a thing or two. So I coast safely into the gas station, fill up, and then think... did I leave my straightener on??? C R A P! I gotta go back home to check! Cause if the house burns down while I'm gone, it will totally be my fault! So I race back home to check, nope it's off! So I hop back in the car and zoom off! Get to Abby's daycare and there's a down poor as we pull in! I wait a minute, it only gets worse, so I hop out with the umbrella, grab Abby and race to the door! I get her in class & signed in and head out! As I'm trying to get in the car the umbrella pops down and all the water from it and the sky poors down on me, so now I'm soaked and running real late! I finally get to work, no where to park, so I park at a meter, find a little change and run in the building. By this time it's 9:15, so I'm about dry when I remember I gotta go add some more change, I take the elevator from 22 down to 3 hop out and go down the hall around the corner and freeze, it's POORING DOWN!! CRAP! No umbrella, oh well, don't need a ticket, I run out the door up the steps and dang, it starts thundering and coming down like crazy, so I'm soaked, but got the meter paid, after finding a dry place and taking a quick smoke break I run back in the building. Now I'm cold & wet, I stepped in a huge puddle and emerged my shoes in water, so now I'm sqeaking when I walk. I run in the bathroom to see how great I look and realize, my light colored khaki pants and rain are not a good combo, as I look in the bathroom mirror to see my stripped drawers staring back at me! Dang it! Oh well I can stay seated until I leave in about 2 hours for the dentist. I come back and sit down and my cell rings, here's how the convo goes,

Dentist office: "hey Charlene this is Dr. such and such calling to confirm your appointment tomorrow"
Me: "I thought it was today"
Dentist: "no it's tomorrow"
Me: "thanks for calling"

Great, this day is just getting better! I shutter to think what will happen next!!! And if this dude across from me doesn't quit blowing smoke up people's butt about how great he is, I think I'm gonna scream!!!!!!!!!